“我爱布莱克浦。我们很相似。我们都在黑暗中更好看。” （I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.）
“保罗·弗隆是我的古董劳斯莱斯，但却不费分文。我们擦亮它，照顾它，并由机械师为它进行微调。我们好好照顾它，因为我们需要每天驾驶它，而不是留待大婚时才使用它。” （Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine-tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.）
“我是一名足球主教练，不会预知未来。去年我原本预计会到康和郡渡假，最后却去了莱姆里杰斯。” （I am a football manager. I can't see into the future. Last year I thought I was going to Cornwall on my holidays but I ended up going to Lyme Regis.）
“幸好助理裁判不是站在我的前方，否则我一定会用棍子戳他，以确保他是清醒的。” （It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.）
