「我愛布萊克浦。我們很相似。我們都在黑暗中更好看。」 （I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.）
「保羅·弗隆是我的古董勞斯萊斯，但卻不費分文。我們擦亮它，照顧它，並由機械師為它進行微調。我們好好照顧它，因為我們需要每天駕駛它，而不是留待大婚時才使用它。」 （Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine-tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.）
「我是一名足球總教練，不會預知未來。去年我原本預計會到康和郡渡假，最後卻去了萊姆里傑斯。」 （I am a football manager. I can't see into the future. Last year I thought I was going to Cornwall on my holidays but I ended up going to Lyme Regis.）
「幸好助理裁判不是站在我的前方，否則我一定會用棍子戳他，以確保他是清醒的。」 （It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.）
